Yes, you heard right! According to an email I received from Astrology.com today, "On June 19, Uranus turns retrograde, bringing his flair for the unusual to a planet near you. Until the ruler of rebellion returns to direct motion on November 20, you may notice an increase in personality transformations or oddball news reports; indeed, the conventional wisdom for the next few months is 'Expect the unexpected.'"
So, I was offered a free "Revelations Reading" to reveal what might be hidden aspects of my personality (or at least that's what I hoped it was, and nothing having to do with four horsemen or anything!) Likely useless, but, hey, it's free!! The results...
Your Free Sample "Revelations Reading":
"Chapter 1: Planets in Signs
Sun in Gemini:
Your humorous outlook on life and your entertaining ability to paint a picture with words make you a delight to be with...
Mercury in Gemini:
You use humor in your self-expression and make each story an anecdote...
Venus in Cancer:
Your love nature is nurturing and protective. You are happiest when creating a cozy nest...
Mars in Libra:
Partnership comes first to you, and you give 100% to your meaningful relationships... "
"Chapter 1: Planets in Signs
Sun in Gemini:
Your humorous outlook on life and your entertaining ability to paint a picture with words make you a delight to be with...
Mercury in Gemini:
You use humor in your self-expression and make each story an anecdote...
Venus in Cancer:
Your love nature is nurturing and protective. You are happiest when creating a cozy nest...
Mars in Libra:
Partnership comes first to you, and you give 100% to your meaningful relationships... "
Nothing earth-shattering, you say? For twelve bucks, I could have learned more. But I figure that ignorance is bliss... and certainly more cost-effective! :-)
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