For my bud who doesn't do email but who does surf all day just to keep his lap warm! :-)
- For the bachelor: On the Edibility of Very Old Food
- For the Simpsons' fan & philatelist, new pork flavored stamp
- For his crappy cellphone ringers: The kakophone - the FREE music-composition machine for mobile phones
- And, last but never least, Trusting your instincts leads you to the right answer!