Especially for our very own Marky-J... more cerebral humor!
The First Law of Philosophy
"For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher."
The Second Law of Philosophy
"They're both wrong."
Q: "What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher?
A: "An offer you can't understand."
"Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, 'I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.' The waitress replies, 'I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?'"
(again from grow-a-brain!)
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