"Your motto is service. Back on the farm, when I heard that the bull was 'servicing' the cows, I looked behind the barn. And, gentlemen, what the bull was doing to the cow is exactly what you people have been doing to the public all these years."
--Will Rogers to the Board of Directors of Standard Oil,
as quoted by Morris K. Udall, 1988
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