"Good Week For...
Cows, after Russian authorities announced that bales of confiscated marijuana will be used to feed cattle over the winter. 'I don't know what the milk will be like after this,' one Russian official said.
Bad Week For...
Prognostication, after a psychic in Scotland failed to predict that the sun's rays passing through the crystal ball he left on his windowsill would set fire to his laundry pile and scorch his apartment building."
Cows, after Russian authorities announced that bales of confiscated marijuana will be used to feed cattle over the winter. 'I don't know what the milk will be like after this,' one Russian official said.
Bad Week For...
Prognostication, after a psychic in Scotland failed to predict that the sun's rays passing through the crystal ball he left on his windowsill would set fire to his laundry pile and scorch his apartment building."
(From The Week Magazine, August 20)
Categories: Humor
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